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Snooki and the \'Jersey Shore\' gang return to Seaside Heights
'); document.write('SEASIDE HEIGHTS, N.J. - And the weather for the Jersey Shore this summer is sunny, with a high of . . . Snooki.'); document.write('
\'Dinner for Schmucks\' sometimes funny, sometimes not
'); document.write('The opening-titles sequence of Dinner for Schmucks offers a series of curious tableaux: meticulously constructed dioramas of two taxidermized mice, dressed up like people, in various stages of courtship. A human hand can be seen in several of the shots, delicately applying paint, or fixing an article of clothing on the cute, but decidedly dead, rodents.'); document.write('
\'Great Directors\' not so great
'); document.write('Angela Ismailos is an attractive blonde who suggests the young Melina Mercouri. She is front and center in Great Directors, her unstructured collection of interviews with filmmakers whose work is better known on the art-house circuit than at the multiplex.'); document.write('
\'Countdown to Zero\' a fearful chronology of nuclear weapons
'); document.write('\'Every man, woman, and child lives under a nuclear sword of Damocles, hanging by the slenderest of threads, capable of being cut at any moment by accident, miscalculation, or by madness," said President John F. Kennedy in his 1961 address before the United Nations.'); document.write('
Gentle ghost story about living again
'); document.write('Charlie St. Cloud, an enjoyably moist ghost story, follows a high school hotshot haunted by an error of judgment that casts a long, gloomy shadow on a once-bright future.'); document.write('
Fido and feline join forces, save the day in \'Cats & Dogs\' sequel
'); document.write('It\'s the dog days of summer. And the cat days. And talking pigeon days, too. In Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, a belated and entirely uncalled-for sequel to the 2001 kid comedy, canines and felines (or their animatronic or CG doubles) move their mouths while Christina Applegate, James Marsden, Bette Midler, and Nick Nolte deliver juvenile James Bond parody babble. Parents in a masochistic mood can compound the headache-inducing experience by paying extra for the 3-D version.'); document.write('
Seeing the "for worse" hasn\'t scared Chelsea from the altar
'); document.write('From lawsuits to pantsuits, infidelity to electoral victory, Bill and Hillary Clinton\'s sometimes dysfunctional, always fascinating marriage is the stuff of American political legend.Or the source of excruciating embarrassment. That\'s why nobody would be surprised if their daughter was a little gun-shy about matrimony.'); document.write('
From off the streets to a shot at \'Idol\'
'); document.write('Anthony Riley is not that guy - he promises you. He is not the wide-eyed crooner out to share his message - hope, change, and all that - with the world, not one of the talentless masses harboring little but a passion, a prayer, and a voice that breaks glass.'); document.write('
What\'s cooking on the farm
'); document.write('It is an enchanting spread, Blue Elephant Farm, 75 sloping acres, dappled with stone stables, a barn-red barn or two, the occasional sculpted elephant rising in the fields. This is where the urban-farmhouse restaurant called Supper, at 10th and South, procures its \"daily [vegetarian] harvest menu.\"'); document.write('
Ellen Gray: \'Roseanne\' actress assembles cast of famous moms for CBS talk show
'); document.write('BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Is it easier being an openly gay daytime talk-show host than it is being an openly gay actress?'); document.write('
Timber sets table for American menu
'); document.write('Leafy Abington now boasts the aptly named Timber Wood-Fired Grill, across from Abington Memorial Hospital (1301 Old York Rd., 215-884-7932).'); document.write('
For Old Spice Guy, life smells sweet
'); document.write('Whether he\'s on a boat or a horse, one thing is certain: The Old Spice guy is on a roll.'); document.write('